Wirtaps Confirm Berlusconi Is a Scumbag

ROME - Silvio Berlusconi has found himself in hot water again - only this time, it's not because he's frolicking around in a hot tub with scantily clad women. A new cache of revealing wiretaps have caught the Italian prime minister boasting about having sex with eight girls in one evening.
 
"Yes, it's true, and every single one of us was thoroughly disappointed," confirms one of the females, who must remain anonymous because she is underage.
 
The recorded conversations reinforce what most already know: that Mr. Berlusconi is a total scumbag.