William Ayers: It's Time We All Come Clean

You know, this William Ayers thing has got me worried. Not for Barack Obama, but for myself. I realize that if I ever run for president (and who among us won't?) there are a lot of shady characters in my past that I might have to explain away, disavow or generally cut loose, so I might as well start now- First, I knew two Evangelical Christians, but I swear I didn't know at the time they were Evangelicals and in my defense the girl was really cute. The guy was weirder than a two-headed calf, but like I say, the girl was a sweetie. Anyway, she dropped the Evangelical thing later and went on a true spiritual search. Also, I'm friends with a Major in the US Army, and a city policeman- I won't tell you their names because they'll take heat for it if their superiors ever found out they knew the likes of me, but it's still true. And Conservative Republicans...