Welcome To The Westcott Nation, Syracuse New York
Sometimes I don't post stories for months, or even years, on end. This makes readers of Unconfirmed Sources very happy. I like making people happy. It's not that I don't have anything to say...quite the contrary...I could, given the right opening line, get as excited a beered up Tea Partier scrolling through a photo-shopped spread of Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman doing unspeakable things to each other on an NRA banner. But hey, I've been busy. Being a slumlord in the Syracuse's Westcott Nation during student turn-over time can be hectic. That said, I'd like to mention a few things to my new neighbors and tenants who are new here to this Central New York university town:
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