Well, I'm back in California. Contrary to my promise, I didn't post a single story on my travels while I was on the road. So I lied. It comes from staying in the cheapest motels, ones that still haven't installed wireless internet, coupled with driving as hard and long as I could each day, leaving no time to just pull over and post anything. So, instead of a running commentary, I'm going to just list a few points, in no particular order, regarding this latest trip. First, to the lady in Salt Lake City I inadvertently cut off- I'm really sorry, but the Rt. 80 signs were confusing. Anyway, I didn't know Mormons even knew those kinds of hand gestures, let alone used them with such enthusiasm.
Ohhh, that is horrible! I think it's best we not tell you. We wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. Not much chance of that, because you will look awfully surprised when it happens.
Perceptive User 1: LOL
Perceptive User 2: LOL, ZOMG, LOLLERSKATES... LOL.
No? Well you should be, the latest news is you are about to get fired!
You win a punch in the face!
Unsuspecting internet user stumbles upon pagewars.com, worst website in the universe.