McCain On School Violence:
Stockton Springs, Maine- Maine law enforcement officials, including members of the Waldo County Sheriff's Department and the Maine Department of Public Safety, arrested a man who had briefly taken 11 fifth grade students hostage at their elementary school on Friday. The suspect, 55-year-old Randall Hofland, had earlier fled police after pointing a gun at an officer during a traffic stop. Arizona Senator John McCain, speaking at a campaign rally in Ohio said, "My friends, this is what we can expect for our children from an Obama Presidency...traffic stops and hostage taking. Vote for me and keep our children and traffic safe!"
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