I haven't written anything political in awhile...nothing's been very funny if you're an American. But the 2012 elections are heating up and there's finally a cast of characters (and I do mean characters) all lining up to entertain us, and for free too. I can finally cancel that subscription to cable TV that I thought of buying- if I had any money to afford things like cable TV subscriptions- because all the good comedy for the next year will be paid for by the GOP and delivered free, over and over and over again. So here's the list of declared, nearly declared and possibly declared (it gets so confusing sometimes) Republican candidates:
Ohhh, that is horrible! I think it's best we not tell you. We wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. Not much chance of that, because you will look awfully surprised when it happens.
Perceptive User 1: LOL
Perceptive User 2: LOL, ZOMG, LOLLERSKATES... LOL.
No? Well you should be, the latest news is you are about to get fired!
You win a punch in the face!
Unsuspecting internet user stumbles upon pagewars.com, worst website in the universe.