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The GOP 2012 Line-up- Ya Can't Tell The Players Without A Scorecard

I haven't written anything political in awhile...nothing's been very funny if you're an American. But the 2012 elections are heating up and there's finally a cast of characters (and I do mean characters) all lining up to entertain us, and for free too. I can finally cancel that subscription to cable TV that I thought of buying- if I had any money to afford things like cable TV subscriptions- because all the good comedy for the next year will be paid for by the GOP and delivered free, over and over and over again. So here's the list of declared, nearly declared and possibly declared (it gets so confusing sometimes) Republican candidates:

Posted On: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 20:57 by Anonymous

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