I'm getting ready to do something I once thought that only the stupidest or most desperate people do- I'm going to fly from California to New York on Thanksgiving weekend. Now, I've always happily been both stupid and desperate, but that has nothing to do with flying in a plane. It's still kinda odd that I'm flying anywhere all; before this year, my last flight was in 1999 or 2000 and I was fine with that. I'm a driver by both genetics and inclination. But this as been an odd year all around. Friday's jump will mark my ninth cross country flight since January, not to mention one drive across in an RV towing a Jeep. Thus it is when you're relocating.
Ohhh, that is horrible! I think it's best we not tell you. We wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. Not much chance of that, because you will look awfully surprised when it happens.
Perceptive User 1: LOL
Perceptive User 2: LOL, ZOMG, LOLLERSKATES... LOL.
No? Well you should be, the latest news is you are about to get fired!
You win a punch in the face!
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