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Ted Stevens And Santa, Tina Fey And Sarah Palin and Bush Gets A Backbone- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 10/19/08

Santa's Little Helper, Mrs. Steven's Little Boy, Teddy.

Alaska Republican Senator Ted Stevens testified at his corruption trial that he never asked for anything from Bill Allen and his company, Veco. Far from it. "You see", a still bemused Stevens testified, "Stuff just kept appearing at my house every time I went away and came back. One time it was a gas grill, another time a full tool chest. Then there was generator. Once I went to McDonalds for fifteen minutes and by the time I got back there was a new porch, balcony and steel staircase built." Shaking his head, he continued, "One morning I went out to get the paper and I literally walked back in and found all new furniture. All of our furniture was gone. Man, it was kinda creepy"

Posted On: Mon, 20/10/2008 - 20:58 by Anonymous

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