There's an article on NBC's 'Chicago' website this morning regarding how Comedy Central heavily censored last Wednesday's episode of "South Park"...you know, the one with the Prophet Mohammed. Even Kyle's speech, which apparently didn't even mention the Prophet, but instead talked about, according to Trey Parker, "intimidation and fear" was redacted as well. Of course, we'll never know what it actually said now, because while Parker and Stone have always been brave enough to say what they believe, Comedy Central doesn't have the courage to let them.
Ohhh, that is horrible! I think it's best we not tell you. We wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. Not much chance of that, because you will look awfully surprised when it happens.
Perceptive User 1: LOL
Perceptive User 2: LOL, ZOMG, LOLLERSKATES... LOL.
No? Well you should be, the latest news is you are about to get fired!
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