LAS VEGAS - (Not satire) Sig, I owe you a beer. You're the good one. Besides my thyroid having been off, I've almost felt like I have nothing on earth left for me to do since..I have all of the answers to everything for everybody, Sig! Just ask me the question. With my hypothyroidism, it might be more difficult to explain the reasoning behind why I draw my conclusions, so I just refer to my previous commentaries and re-post them.
John Ensign doesn't want to be the next SoB to crash my thyroid, or I'm going to offer you, Sig, a $100 reward for bitch slapping him.
Ohhh, that is horrible! I think it's best we not tell you. We wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. Not much chance of that, because you will look awfully surprised when it happens.
Perceptive User 1: LOL
Perceptive User 2: LOL, ZOMG, LOLLERSKATES... LOL.
No? Well you should be, the latest news is you are about to get fired!
You win a punch in the face!
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