Senatorial candidate Sue Lowden launches new fundraising bid
LAS VEGAS - Unconfirmed Sources has learned that senatorial candidate Sue Lowden was detained by FEC officials early this morning. All of the money raised by her campaign was confiscated by Federal Election Commission officials.
Sue Lowden was taken into custody for violating campaign finanance laws, which she supports. The current admnistration is considering a plan to deport Mrs. Lowden to Burkina Faso, compelling Lowden to run her campaign entirely from overseas.
Because of the predicament Sue Lowden has found herself in, her campaign has launched a new phase of Q2 fundraising. The campaign has sent out the following letter in its direct mail campaign:
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