LAS VEGAS - Dominus is tipsy and not explaining everything right. Dominus wants to say that none of us are perfect. Dominus isn't perfect. Senator Ensign is a good man. Dominus just has one wish: that Senator Ensign let somebody else go at it. Dominus is literally crying and in tears over the thought of another candidate winning (in a good way). Dominus is crying uncontrollably right now with tears streaming down his face. Dominus lost his thyroid over Sue losing and Angle winning. His thyroid crashed during the primary. As Dominus looks back at some of posts that weren't pro-Sue, they were called....bad thyroid posts (e.g. when Dominus felt 100% convinced Sue wouldn't have an office to do casework). His thyroid had started to crash. That was after Angle got to him, and then his thyroid crashed big time when he saw Angle was going to win and Sue was going to lose because Dominus wanted Sue to win.
Dominus is a Senator Cornyn fan.
Ohhh, that is horrible! I think it's best we not tell you. We wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. Not much chance of that, because you will look awfully surprised when it happens.
Perceptive User 1: LOL
Perceptive User 2: LOL, ZOMG, LOLLERSKATES... LOL.
No? Well you should be, the latest news is you are about to get fired!
You win a punch in the face!
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