Saudi Arabia to Open World's First 'Club Med' for Ex-Dictators

JEDDAH - The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has announced an ambitious plan to construct the world's first luxury resort town for former tyrants. The Red Sea Retirement Retreat has already been dubbed a 'Club Med for Ex-Dictators' and is scheduled to open in mid-2013.

King Abdullah shared blueprints for the project this morning, calling it "the perfect permanent getaway after ruling goes awry. This will be a place to forget about right and wrong, to retire in peace – free from the subjective whims of Western justice."