Sarah Palin Gives Up Everything to Become Stay-At-Home Mom

Alaska Governor and Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced at a press conference today that she would be abandoning her bid for the Vice Presidency and resigning from her position as governor to become a stay at home mom.

Palin, an Evangelical Christian, told the media that after reading the Bible she realized that politics was no place for women. She believes that Jesus chose 12 men as his most fervent disciples because men are inherently endowed with leadership qualities that women such as herself lack. She also suddenly realized she had five children that she had been mentally abusing and neglecting by dragging them around the country and denying them social interaction with their friends.