Ronald Reagan At One Hundred...Crowds Gather To Witness The (Second) Coming

In cities all around the world masses of Conservative faithful have been gathering in anticipation of the "Sunday Miracle", the fulfillment of the prophecy made by Nancy Reagan's astrologer on the day of his death, that former United States President Ronald Reagan will rise from his grave to once again lead the Republican Party to the White House in 2012. The prophecy, which conveniently coincides with the Doomsday predictions listing that year as the end of the world as we know it, has filled the Base GOP...uh, the GOP Base...with hope, the Democrat controlled Senate with fear and the basements of Mormons throughout Utah with enough canned goods, bottled water and Angel Moroni wall calendars and garments to last for two years.