Pope Benedict XVI, while on a recent trip to Portugal, has for the first time admitted that all the allegations of decades long sexual abuses perpetrated by Roman Catholic priests in countries around the globe were not just attempts by the media and enemies of the Church to discredit it. "Today we see in a truly terrifying way that the greatest persecution of the Church does not come from outside enemies, but is born of sin within the Church," said the Pontiff. Of course, now the phrase the "sin within.", due to it's alliterative value, is currently and frantically being working into at least fifty new rock, rap and reggae songs by various artists.
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