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Page Wars Crystal Ball Fed Generator Met With Cheers And Glass Clinking

The Page Wars generator engine went into production phase 0.1 today. The pre-launch that was attended by Page Wars staff and suppliers and was met with a stunned silence (well there was some swallowing noises as all tried to down the provided alcohol).

Posted On: Tue, 06/03/2007 - 06:43 by Referee
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