Page Wars Crystal Ball Fed Generator Met With Cheers And Glass Clinking

The Page Wars generator engine went into production phase 0.1 today. The pre-launch that was attended by Page Wars staff and suppliers and was met with a stunned silence (well there was some swallowing noises as all tried to down the provided alcohol).

This was only broken by the outcry of, "You're breaking my balls here, you're breaking my balls!", of Page Wars official crystal ball supplier, Erate Cartman from Psi-Chick Emporium.

This could not dampen the enthusiasm produced by the supplied alcohol. All watched on as the crystal balls were fed into the complicated Page Wars engine. So far the most impressive results have proven to be the brilliant light displays created by the demise of the mystical shit.

It is hoped that something more useful will soon be generated, or at least some more alcohol provided in the near future.