(Chillicothe, Ohio) Ucs News: In a stunning turn of events the terror trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed will be relocated to the small town of Chillicothe Ohio. Chillicothe Mayor Joseph Sulzer confirmed in a hastily called press conference that his town is "Proud to serve the nations during a time of war." With US Attorney General Eric Holder at his side Mayor Sulzer stated, "The citizens of Chillicothe are not content to sit back with others make the ultimate sacrifice for our nation. Chillicothe has lost their own in the fight against terror and now we will lead the fight."
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