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New Paris Sex Tape

Paris has been caught at it again. This time she has shocked the world and any extraterrestrials in the vacinity by coming out with the first sex tape from space. Paris arranged a special ship kitted out with a zero gee bed and plenty of windows for an space paparazzi to take some shots. It is still unclear who Paris was with in the spacecraft as he was wearing an alien suit.

On returning back to earth, the crowd was on a little surprised when Britney tried to upstage the return by exiting the spacecraft in a crotch showing spacesuit. Apparently Britney had caught wind of the Paris stunt and stowed away.

Paris is believed to be fuming that Britney has managed to detract somewhat from her star performance.

Posted On: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 05:48 by Referee

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