New GOP Candidate Rises Past Cain And Romney In Latest Polls

In the wake of their brief love affairs with Michelle Bachman, Rick Perry and now Herman Cain, Conservatives and Tea Party activists across the United States have found a new candidate, one that promises (and may actually be able to deliver) a complete solution to not only America's fiscal and environmental problems, but also the world's as well. The initial candidate filing of former Unnamed Bush White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse had gone virtually unnoticed, given the raft of potential GOP presidential candidates, but his bold new plans for America are quickly gaining adherents in some of the most conservative circles.