As his poll numbers even in traditionally conservative states continue to sink, Republican Senator John McCain has once again raised the specter of voter registration fraud. In his usual understated and calm manner Mr. McCain said America could be facing, "one of the greatest frauds in voter history". And while numerous investigations have dismissed challenges against the Liberal voter registration group ACORN as overblown, Mr. McCain may still have a case to make regarding voter fraud. Mark Anthony Jacoby, owner of Young Political Majors, a firm hired by the California Republican Party was arrested Saturday in Ontario, California on a warrant issued by the Los Angeles District Attorney. Mr. Jacoby faces four felony charges, including two counts of voter registration fraud and two counts of perjury.
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