Madonna To Auction More Nude Pictures For Obama Stimulus

(Los Angeles-CA) Directly on the heels or insert the body part of your choice of this week's Christie's auction of a full frontal nude photograph of Madonna selling for over $37,000.00, the original Material Girl announced today at a Regent Beverly Wilshire press conference that she will be shedding some material to help with the Obama stimulus package. "I regret that I have but two breasts to give to my country," said Madonna echoing patriot Nathan Hale. "But, we're going to be taking lots of pictures. The studio will be cold. So I don't think they'll disappoint."