I've been wondering lately what would happen America falls into another really big economic Depression like the one in the 1930's...GDII, if you will. All the market pundits and economic newspapers these days from the Wall Street Journal to (...oh, I don't know, I can't remember a name right now, so pick one of your own) are saying it's coming. But I'm not a Wall Street guy and anyway, this isn't a Wall Street piece. It's about wondering what comes after Wall Street falls apart, like it did in 1929, if it does at all. It's about what America and the world will be like once the money men have gone broke and taken the rest of us down with them. It'll be terrible, but it may not be all bad.
Ohhh, that is horrible! I think it's best we not tell you. We wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. Not much chance of that, because you will look awfully surprised when it happens.
Perceptive User 1: LOL
Perceptive User 2: LOL, ZOMG, LOLLERSKATES... LOL.
No? Well you should be, the latest news is you are about to get fired!
You win a punch in the face!
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