Late Night Thoughts

It's 4:30 AM now, but I've been up since 3:00 this morning. While waiting for my i-Phone to update to 4.0, I had some time to think before I actually wrote anything, and I did come to one great conclusion. The late, late night, as it edges towards dawn, is a really bad time to write anything, let alone satire. In fact, I at least, shouldn't even be allowed anywhere near a keyboard until say, 6:00 or 7:00. A person who gets up in the middle of the night to post stories has to by definition either be in pain and therefore cranky and uncomfortable, the victim of a nightmare so horrible that they're afraid to go back to sleep, have too many things running through their mind, or just naturally possess a morbid personality. In my case it's all four. At this hour a sense of humor just doesn't enter the picture.