Arizona Senator John McCain yesterday jumped all over a statement made Democratic Vice Presidential nominee, Delaware Senator Joe Biden, who predicted an "international crisis", probably within the first six months of an Obama Presidency, the logic being that some country or group will, according to Senator Biden, generate a scenario to "test the mettle" of the new American leader. The premise of Mr. McCain's statement is that "now is not the time for on the job training" and so you'd better elect him instead if you want to stay safe and warm. For those of our readers who may have forgotten, John McCain is that Republican guy who I think is running for president this year.
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