(Apple Headquarters,Cupertino) Ucs News Reports: Consumer Reports said it "can't recommend" Apple's iPhone 4. "When your finger or hand touches a spot on the phone's lower left side - an easy thing, especially for lefties - the signal can significantly degrade enough to cause you to lose your connection altogether if you're in an area with a weak signal,"
In response to the poor review Apple said it will send free Power Balance Hologram Bracelets everyone who has bought an iPhone 4 - or who will buy one by Sept. 30. Apple CEO Steve Jobs said his company has sold 3 million iPhone 4s since the device's June 24 debut - and has received only a small number of complaints about the antenna.
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