The close friends and followers of Harold Camping the spiritual leader and long time host of the Family Radio Network that has broadcast his call-in shows for decades have shown that although Mr. Camping's first assertion that the Apocalypse would occur on May 21, 2011 failed to be accurate, rather than being disillusioned or angry, they are indeed, as the Bible urges us, forgiving and filled with love. Of course, in their case, the 'love' part seems to have been the love of good old fashioned practical joke to be played on Mr. Camping, who had revised his "End Time" date from last May till October 21, 2011.
Ohhh, that is horrible! I think it's best we not tell you. We wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. Not much chance of that, because you will look awfully surprised when it happens.
Perceptive User 1: LOL
Perceptive User 2: LOL, ZOMG, LOLLERSKATES... LOL.
No? Well you should be, the latest news is you are about to get fired!
You win a punch in the face!
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