I just got this email (see below). For a moment I was tempted to give Mr. Musa all my personal information (including all the prurient details of my first sexual encounter as well as my sister's social security number, both of which, oddly enough, when you do some weird addition, equal the same thing) because after all, five million, six hundred thousand euros would come in handy (I'm thinking of buying a helicopter). Then I stopped myself...I thought of the late Werner Karl and wondered, does (or did, the dude's dead y'see) old Werner have any living relatives anywhere? Sorry Rafi, I just couldn't do it. So, if there are any Werners around, you'd better act fast or Guinea's gonna 'confisticate' your money. Confisticate? Maybe Sarah Palin wrote me this in one of those weird Liberal stings the Tea People are doing:
Ohhh, that is horrible! I think it's best we not tell you. We wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. Not much chance of that, because you will look awfully surprised when it happens.
Perceptive User 1: LOL
Perceptive User 2: LOL, ZOMG, LOLLERSKATES... LOL.
No? Well you should be, the latest news is you are about to get fired!
You win a punch in the face!
Unsuspecting internet user stumbles upon pagewars.com, worst website in the universe.