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Google News Changes Format- User's Ecstatic!

I use Google News as my homepage...at least I did until yesterday morning. That was when the Goog got cute and hired the team that developed "New Coke" to redesign their web page. Now I don't mind innovation- automobiles, jet airplanes and the I-phone spring to mind- but change for changes' sake is sometimes just stupid- like invading Iraq. Now, not only will my satire pieces still suck, but I'll have an even harder time finding stuff to write badly about. Based on the quality of my work, it's like Google hired me to do this design; it's at least as bad as my work, if not more, and that's saying something. The only hope is the company fires the bright sparks that thought this piece of crap up and goes back to their old format.

Posted On: Fri, 02/07/2010 - 11:57 by Anonymous

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