George W. Bush Meets With Northern Irish Leaders-Fighting Immediately Breaks Out.

(Washington) The Reverend Ian Paisley, a onetime vociferous opponent of the militant and separatist Irish Republican Army (IRA) but now First Minister of Northern Ireland, traveled this week with Martin Mc Guinness, a member of the IRA but now Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland, traveled together to the United States to meet with United States President George W. Bush in the White House; this is the first time the two former enemies have traveled together to the US since the new power sharing agreement took effect earlier this year. Unfortunately, within minutes of being in the same room with Mr. Bush, the two were rolling on the floor beating the tar out of each other and vowing to resurrect the nearly thirty year campaign of attacks and retribution against each other.