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Federal Reserve Tycoon
Print too much money, and the dollar crashes. Print too little, and the political pressure groups will react. Play one of several different characters. Step into Paul Volcker's shoes and raise interest rates. Play as Alan Greenspan, trying to figure what asset bubbles to create. Play Ben Bernanke by popping the asset bubble, only to monetize the entire globe, risking hyperinflation. Can you manage the asset bubbles without bankrupting the dollar? Step into the role of Federal Reserve Chairman with this exciting video game.
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