ENGLISH QUEEN'S SECRET> KARATE BLACK BELT !!

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Queen Elizabeth II, an avid horse enthusiast, disclosed her pathological hat fetish at the 133rd running of the Kentucky Derby.
Sir Gregory Watts-Chreshome III, the Royal Keeper of the Hats was kept busy, as the queen changed hats every six minutes.

" We are aware of her compulsion." Sir Gregory told Unconfirmed Sources today. " We had a follow-up Royal Air Force plane containing her collection of 127 hats, since she she refused to visit the Colonies without them. There was some grumbling in Parliament over the extra funding necessary to fly the hats overseas, but this was resolved, when money from the Orphan's Milk Fund was tapped for that purpose.

The queen and her husband, Prince Philip, arrived a little more than two hours before the 133rd running of the Kentucky Derby, and accompanied by Vice President Dick Cheney, went immediately to a private suite, where Cheney regaled the Queen with stories about how cowboy-like President Bush is,...his working on the Crawford Ranch, morning bicycle rides, and standing up to terrorists.

Prince Philip smiled, " Your president may be a macho-man, but did you know that my wife holds a Karate Black Belt? That's why I cautiously walk six paces behind her. In fact, we brought Korean champ Heng Jang Kim with us, and he and the queen will put on an exhibition before the race, but absolutely no photos!"

The Queen and Kim went at it, and in an absolutely world wide exclusive, Unconfirmed Sources did obtain a photo of the event taken secretly on a cell phone camera by a waiter serving tea. Check it out! .... >)