Election 2012 Updates: Herman Cain To "Dial Back" Campaign- Rick Perry To Avoid Future Debates

Pizza Pie Guy Herman Cain's long shot bid for the White House has gained so much steam so fast that he's "dialing it back". The question of why a man whose campaign has caught fire in the past month would intentionally throw a blanket over that fire has been answered by Mr. Cain himself. Apparently, the 65 year old Mr. Cain feels that "When you're too tired you're not on your "game", so his solution to a problem every American who's working two and three jobs just to make ends meet faces is to, well, just not show up. The fact is, Mr. Cain is just too tuckered out to endure even trying to be nominated as a presidental candidate; it remains to be seen how exhausted he'd be if he actually won.