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Election 2010- Deciding Who's Lying To You Less

Well, it's that time again, the Summer of Love, politically speaking, that is. Congressional and Gubernatorial candidates, realizing that last call is coming, will be wooing voters as if they're the cutest chicks in the bar, desperately trying to take home someone to fuck...or fuck over, as the case may be. And like lounge lizards the world over, they're willing to say anything to get you into bed. Democrats are Conservative, Republicans are Liberal and everyone loves and understands the angst and anger of the Tea Party. 'Sure baby, I know exactly what you mean. By the way, did I tell you how blue your eyes are?'

Posted On: Sun, 20/06/2010 - 01:57 by Anonymous

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