Ed-E-torial Number 17: Adopting Machine Angelina Jolie. H'Obama in 2008?
Ed-E-torial 17: Clinton and Obama ticket in 2008, what do you think. Watch here!
(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #17. The one where Wheelchair Bob asks you, America, "A Clinton and Obama ticket in 2008, dream or nightmare?"
(Beijing China) Controversy erupted in the foreign adoption community when China attempted to woo Mother Theresa meets Mary Carey adopting machine Angelina Jolie by announcing an "express custom lane at Beijing International Airport for celebrities adopting seven babies or more." In retaliation, Kenya announced an ad campaign to lure celebrities to its shores to adopt: "Once You Adopt Black. You Never Go Back."
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