Ed-E-torial Number 16: Dr. Monica Lewinsky? Paris Hilton Mingles With Seamen.

Watch Ed 16 here. See Paris mingle with seamen.

(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #16. Or as we like to call it: "The one where Ed tackles Monica and Paris."

(Denver Colorado) Former head of the National Association of Evangelicals, Ted Haggart, has resurfaced. The pastor was unusually talkative as well as hunched over after coming out of a local screening of Spartacus. Haggart proclaimed that while watching the movie he had a vision, actually several. And he now wants to help others overcome their homosexuality by starting a camp for wayward Christians. Haggart says that the only entrance requirements are being male and liking oysters.