Ed-E-torial Number 14: Britney Spears Meets Elvis. Karl Rove Outs The Bush Twins. German Antisemites?

(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #14. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we introduce you to the REAL man behind George W. Bush." Sorry to reveal it, George.

Britney Meets Elvis. Karl Rove's Lust For Bush. Download here.

(Memphis-TN) The Weekly World News, the only paper that understands the true illegal alien problem is form the planet Sirap, reported what was perhaps the most bizarre Elvis sighting to date. An Eyewitness claimed the King simply said, "Thank you. Thank you very much."

(Frankfurt-Germany) The press secretary for German Chancellor Angela Merkel denied when asked why the Teutonic leader served pig at a barbecue for George Bush, Merkel said "...to honor our guest with traditional Texas cuisine and to keep out the Jews." The press secretary went on to say that Chancellor Merkel would have served the roast pork if it "kept Jews away or not."