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(Washington, D.C.) Sergeant James Crowley and Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. sat around a patio table with President Obama and Vice President Biden Thursday in the so called "beer summit". Its purpose, better understanding the issues of race profiling and police procedures. While no apologies were offered or accepted, Crowley and Gates "agreed to disagree". The meeting was not without a hitch. After his third Pabst, Vice President Biden suggested that the "comfort level" at the meeting might have been higher if the snacks included "watermelon and potatoes."

Posted On: Sat, 01/08/2009 - 02:57 by Anonymous

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