E-E-T NEWS: Ann Coulter v. Michelle Obama, Inauguration Day Luau, Paris Hilton's Golden Globes

After a needed drying out period, I'm back, cranky and GERD inflected as ever. But I still need a little more rest. So, I just ripped a page off of the E-E-T (Ed-E-torial) teletype. Hope you enjoy it.

(New York-NY) Coming off a contentious session of "The View", conservative blond Ann Coulter continues her bashing of First Lady to be Michelle Obama, calling her a Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis wannabe. However, Coulter has only praise for Cindy McCain, who during the campaign says Coulter "dressed well without freakishly imitating famous First Ladies in history." Ann, Michelle Obama is a First Lady, so how can she imitate First Ladies?