E-E-T NEWS: A-Rod Knows Tic-Tacs, Middle School Beat Down More Than Dow Jones And Amy Fisher Advises Kids

(New York-NY) Yours truly Ed "E." is feeling the pressure at work. Can you believe it, me? We've cut down. I was told that we need to do less with more. Or as my Boss said, "In your case, less with even less." So with the added hours and as you loyal readers and viewers know my consistent gastric upset, I'm going to have to just rip a page off of the Ed-E-torial wire (EET). Until next week, DOW 7,000, here we come.

(Milwaukee-WI) Franklin Middle School students are organizing after school "beat downs" complete with sound track and posting them on YouTube. In an effort to stop this activity, a school spokesman advised parents to be on the lookout for warning signs. "If you don't know where you child is between the hours of 3:30 and 5:00PM and he has the entire screenplay to "Fight Club" memorized, you may want to talk to your child and tell him that there is no shame in using a mouth guard or cup."