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E-E-T: Health Care Reform on TV...At Least, Sarah Palin Goes NRA and Restricted Airplane Bathrooms.

(Charlotte-NC) Sarah Palin will be the keynote speaker at the National Rifle Association's annual meeting in Charlotte, North Carolina this May. Palin, in addition to being a former Governor of Alaska and nemesis to "The Family Guy", is a hunteress and advocate of the right to bear arms. "Governor Palin is one of the most requested speakers in America today," Wayne LaPierre, the NRA's executive director, said in a statement. "She's a steadfast supporter of our Second Amendment freedom and advocate of firearm safety. LaPierre then produced a picture of Palin in full hunting outfit brandishing her right palm on which was written "Point end with hole away from face."

Posted On: Sat, 27/02/2010 - 04:57 by Anonymous

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