An independent panel, after completing a seven month long review of every email of the Climate-gate saga, during which global warming deniers (deny'ers?) had accused the Intergovernmental Panel On Climate Change (IPPC) of 'manufacturing' evidence that global climate change was real by manipulating data, has found that there was no question as to "the rigor and honesty" of either the scientists involved or the methods they used to arrive at their conclusions. Instead, the report suggested, the emails represented a bunch of pencil-necked geeks, squints and boffins communicating in an intellectual language that was "...informal, using slang, jargon and acronyms."...or in other words, smart people speaking to each other in a way that the AM Talk Radio pudnits who've been screaming about it for the last two years could never hope to understand.
Ohhh, that is horrible! I think it's best we not tell you. We wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. Not much chance of that, because you will look awfully surprised when it happens.
Perceptive User 1: LOL
Perceptive User 2: LOL, ZOMG, LOLLERSKATES... LOL.
No? Well you should be, the latest news is you are about to get fired!
You win a punch in the face!
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