Thursday, April 2, 2009-
Day two of stopping smoking: Yesterday went surprisingly well, I mean for a nightmare, that is.
I didn't mention in my first piece that I decided that the best time to stop smoking is while I'm building a house, starting a new business and writing a book at the same time as trying to get my taxes done, sell four houses that are one thousand, five hundred miles away and sharing the rental house I'm living in with a bi-polar and a paranoid schizophrenic. They say the most important thing to do when you've decided to quit is set yourself up for success, but I'm not sure They know what They're talking about. They also once told me I'd go blind if I diddled myself too much. You know, They really can be assholes sometimes. Anyway, I think that in order to stop successfully, you gotta set yourself up for failure.
Ohhh, that is horrible! I think it's best we not tell you. We wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. Not much chance of that, because you will look awfully surprised when it happens.
Perceptive User 1: LOL
Perceptive User 2: LOL, ZOMG, LOLLERSKATES... LOL.
No? Well you should be, the latest news is you are about to get fired!
You win a punch in the face!
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