(Simi Valley , California) Ucs News: The California Family Council (CFC) is promoting its own bullying initiative in California grade schools. The conservative group is very concerned that kids are being bullied for the wrong reasons. While a state wide campaign to stop all bullying is underway, the CFC is upset that young Homosexuals are being protected by the new anti-harassment policies.
The CFC's Rebecca Burgoyne stated "We have to make sure young pre-Fag and Pre-Lezbos are tortured by their classmates."
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