Bush Declares Obama Stance On Hummus: "Simply Misguided"

(Jerusalem-Israel) Republican strategists have to be hoping that President Bush is just assuming the role once played by Casey Stengel or at least is a fan of Norm Crosby. While addressing the Knesset, Israel's parliament Friday, on the sixtieth anniversary of the country, the President took time to take a subtle swipe at possible democratic presidential nominee, Barack Obama. "Happy Birthday, Israel," said Bush. He then went on, "But had we followed the democratic notion of negotiating with hummus, I don't think we'd be eating any cake now or matzo. To think that a dish can solve the terror situation, as tasty as it is, is just simply misguided."