Yesterday I told you about some of the seemingly myriad candidates of the Republican field...I really should have numbered them because now even I don't remember how many there are and none of us care enough to go back and check (be honest now, do you?). Damn. Anyway, today I'm gonna go through what the current guy, Barack H. Obama, has done with his past two and a half plus years in office. Remember, the bashing I'm about to do isn't because he's a Black man; no, he's only half Black and every good Republican, when trashing the Obama Administration, should concentrate only on the White half has done. Anything else would be racist, you see. Michelle Obama we'll leave outta this entirely cause she's just too hot and smart for us to deal with. But first, to set the scene, let's stroll down memory lane to those last, glory-filled days of the Cheney/Bush Empire...
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Perceptive User 1: LOL
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You win a punch in the face!
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