The idea of this site is to see if we can generate funny pages. The idea is based on these stories my friends and I used to make at school. People would take turns writing alternate lines in the story.
Approximately 1.27/4.58 Camelbaks sold are not used for the purposes of rehydration... but for extreme dehydration. Alcoholic Camelbak's are the saviour of those who like to drink like a camel... on the run. In fact, running even helps mix the drink.
Paris has been caught at it again. This time she has shocked the world and any extraterrestrials in the vacinity by coming out with the first sex tape from space. Paris arranged a special ship kitted out with a zero gee bed and plenty of windows for an space paparazzi to take some shots. It is still unclear who Paris was with in the spacecraft as he was wearing an alien suit.
Today a shoe company announced a website where you can view their products without trawling through 10 gigabytes of Flash video that you really don't want to see.
Just kidding! Marketing will never let this happen.
The Page Wars generator engine went into production phase 0.1 today. The pre-launch that was attended by Page Wars staff and suppliers and was met with a stunned silence (well there was some swallowing noises as all tried to down the provided alcohol).
Ohhh, that is horrible! I think it's best we not tell you. We wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. Not much chance of that, because you will look awfully surprised when it happens.
Perceptive User 1: LOL
Perceptive User 2: LOL, ZOMG, LOLLERSKATES... LOL.
No? Well you should be, the latest news is you are about to get fired!
You win a punch in the face!
Unsuspecting internet user stumbles upon pagewars.com, worst website in the universe.